Feeling down? Skip the self-help books and grab a cookie instead! This shirt is scientifically* proven to boost your mood, one delicious bite at a time. Wear it as a reminder that life's problems are no match for a good snack. Warning: May attract cookie thieves and unsolicited dessert debates.
*Not actually scientifically proven, but we’re pretty sure it works!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Width (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |